Thor's Hammer Custom Leather

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How To Place An Order or Contact Me

Don't email just yet...  READ this page first. 

I like e-mail.  It's fast and it works.  If I don't get back to you in a couple of days, I'm on vacation or dead.  Let's hope it's the former.  If by chance you don't hear back from me, don't despair, just send another e-mail.  I can get swamped and I'm a one-man show, so bear with me.

Do NOT ask if I have a picture of...  If it is not on the this site, then I don't.  I do not have a secret stash of photo's of all the stuff I have made.  Most of the time, I forget to take a picture before it leaves the shop as I am in a hurry to get to the next project.  You may see some pictures on Facebook (I hate social media, but just like a colonoscopy, it is sometimes necessary.  Still a pain in the arse none the less).


Let me know what it is you are looking at and what your needs are.  We can work it out in e-mail.


PHONE:  Don't call.  Just don't.  Due to a massive influx of orders and severe time restraints, I will not be taking calls.  It makes disruptions when I'm working on other folks orders.  Use email.  

PayPal.  If you use PayPal make damn sure that your shipping address is correct.  If you order using PayPal, and then send an email asking me to ship it to a different address, there is a 99% chance that it will be shipped to your PayPal address anyway.  Even bombarding me with emails requesting a different shipping address will not help... much.  I'm old.  I'm senile, and I'm stuck in my ways.  Actually, I use PayPal shipping.  I hate shipping.  I really hate it and so have tried to simplify the process as much as possible.  I also use PayPal to make sure I get your order out.  When you want to ship to another address, I then have to type your address into the computer, and hope my old eyes can read it correctly, then hope my fat fingers don't hit the wrong keys.  You are really asking for trouble.  I don't trust me to do it, and so you shouldn't either.  So, PLEASE make sure your shipping address is correct in PayPal.

OK.  Now, by emailing me you are acknowledging that you have read all the above and understand it.

[email protected] 

How to Pay

I accept all major credit cards and PayPal.
Personal checks are also accepted, but must clear before I start work.

Deposit before work begins...

No.  I typically do not take a deposit before I start working on your custom goods.  You pay up front.  All of it.
Why?  Well, when someone gives a 50% deposit on a baby blue holster with the initials A.S.S. stamped into it with hearts and butterflies, well, it's darn hard to sell if they decide not to take delivery and pay the remaining 50%.

P.S.  Anybody looking to buy a baby blue holster with some interesting stamping?

How Your Custom Goods Ship... i.e. "Packaging"

It will most likely be in a cheap plastic bag or wrapped in black shrink-wrap then put in a USPS Priority mail box or envelope.  If i remember, I might throw a business card in there.  I spend nothing on packaging and pass that savings on to you.  You are not ordering nice packaging from me.  Sure, I could charge more then ship it in some nice bag, but that isn't why you are ordering from me.  My ex-wife came in nice packaging but what was inside was in no way a quality item.  It's what's inside that counts.

Where is your address and can I visit your shop?

My address is not anywhere on the web, nor in a phone book anywhere (if those are still being distributed)  In a previously life, I sent a whole lot of folks to prison... well, a judge did because they just didn't play well with others, but I was part of that process.  Some of those folks were none too happy with me even though it was their decisions that landed them in that little predicament.  My address is no where to be found because I simply don't want to have to shoot anyone who blames me for their poor life choices. 

At SHOT Show in Vegas I once had another leather smith ask me if I told people where I learned leather making.  I looked at him confused.  He said "prison".  I was a bit surprised, but yes, that is taught in many prisons.  I looked at him and said "I've never been to prison, but I have been to jail many times... dropping people off."  He looked surprised and walked away quickly.

Can you visit me?  Yes, send an email and if you happen to be in Tucson and the timing works, I don't mind sharing a pot of very strong coffee with folks.